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[land411]

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
-Chris Farley

[haileymae]

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that is my religion.
-Abraham Lincoln

[emily09]

“The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.” - Robert Heinlein

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. -Andy Rooney

“People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.” - Brendan Francis

“Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others.” - Danny Thomas, IMDB.com

“When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it.” - Carl Sagan

[Jamin]

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
-Ben Franklin

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
-Ben Franklin

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
-Winston Churchill

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
-Confucius

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
-Jerry Seinfeld

She had man-hands
-Jerry Seinfeld

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For
-Jerry Seinfeld

[Amazing]

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.
Steve Jobs (1955 - )

[blade31411]

"The more you know the more you can know, you more you know the better you use what you know!" -unknown

"Life is a box of chocolate, delicious, but if you don't brush your teeth it can be painful!"- Me inspired by Forrest Gump

"Don't sleep on the couch when you sister is coloring on the table next to you...."- me

"Life is only as hard as you make it." - unknown

[Bryguy]

"Example isn't just another way to teach, it is the only way to teach." Albert Einstein

[haileymae]

Calvin & Hobbes:

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

If it was completely different, school would be great.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

[Aubree]

*People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. -Elizabeth Kubler Ross

*Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

*Concern should drive us into action, not depression. - Karen Horney

*The only thing you can never change is your values. - Michael Johnson

*The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration. - Pearl S. Buck

*There is no beauty but the beauty of action. - Proverb

*Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -- the apathy of human beings.
- Helen Keller

*Example sheds a genial ray which men are apt to borrow,
so first improve yourself today, and then your friends tomorrow.
-Anonymous

*The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.
- John Maxwell

*Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.
- Robert Schuller

*The way to succeed is to double your error rate.
- Thomas J. Watson

*A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect.
- Chinese Proverb

*Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
- Thomas a Kempis

*Have no fear of perfection-you’ll never reach it.
- Salvador Dali

*I'm going to stop procrastinating ... once I get around to it.
- Anonymous

*You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you've collected a lot of empty yesterdays.
- Professor Harold Hill (The Music Man)

*Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have, if we didn't spend half of our time wishing.
- Anonymous

*After all is said and done, there is usually more said than done.
- Anonymous

*The most important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silent chambers of the soul.
- David O. McKay

*That first peak is the best place to pause and look back, to see if you took the easiest route, to learn the lessons from the first climb. And it is the best place to examine the terrain ahead, to change your plans and goals, to take a deep breath and begin climbing again.
- By Michael Johnson

*Don’t shoot for something unattainable – completely outside of your nature or opportunity.
- Michael Johnson

*Man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed, but not defeated.
- Ernest Hemingway

*If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
- Anna Quindlen

*I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
- G. K. Chesterton

*Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
- Henry David Thoreau

*Sacrifice is giving up something good for something better.
- Anonymous

*Volunteers don't get paid, not because they're worthless, but because they're priceless.
- Sherry Anderson
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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own."-Matthew 6:34

[Fraser]

If I had to choose between betraying my friend or betraying my country I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.

Sometimes there are just not enough rocks.

No act of kindness, no matter how small is ever wasted.
- Aesop

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Fr. Jerome Cummings

“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”

If you can believe it the mind can achieve it!

You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.

People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care.

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again, this time more wisely.

The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole.

A life lived in fear is half lived.

For hope is but the dream of those that wake.
- Matthew Prior

He who has hope has everything.

One lie ruins a thousand truths.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is
our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most...We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people
permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

- Marianne Williamson

Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.

No fate is worse than a life without a love.

Where there is love there is no darkness.

A shot glass of strength is not nearly as strong as a pitcher of will.

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
- William Shakespeare

A coward gets scared and quits. A hero gets scared, but still goes on.

To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Unless a man undertakes more than he possibly can do, he will never do all that he can.
–Henry Drummond

To win without risk is to triumph without glory.
- Pierre Corneille

Don't ask for a light load, but rather ask for a strong back.

Accept challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.
-George S. Patton


We are like tea bags- we don’t know our own strength until we’re in hot water.

What happens to a man is less significant than what happens within him.
- Louis L. Mann

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.
–William Shedd

You really can change the world if you care enough.
- Marion Wright Edelman

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

When one door of happiness closes, another opens:
but often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Helen Keller
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~~dream BIG~~

[ParkerRocker]

"The agonizer is a most effective means of discipline..."
-Mr. Spock

"But I don't wanna be a Pirate!"
-Jerry Seinfeld

"I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing."
-Roger Waters
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[music_22]

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
~Douglas Adams~

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell.
~ Brian Aldiss~

She looketh as butter would not melt in her mouth.
~Francis Bacon~

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
~Stephen Bishop~

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.
~Ray Bradbury~

Yeah, my real name is Coppola. I changed it because they'd think I was some nepotism-oriented kid.
~Nicholas Cage~

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
~Clarence Darrow~

There never was a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin~

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
~Fred Allen~

Be careful what you wear to bed, you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.
~Unknown Author~

If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, will answer you: I am here to live out loud.
~Emily Zola~

Sometimes it takes a silver key to open the lock of a golden heart.
~Chelsea Franssen~


~Colleen Elise~

[Mariah]

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.
- John Gunther
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- Samuel Butler

[Alisoni7]

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it pass through me and over me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." Frank Herbert's Dune